Free Enterprise Days are being held in Portland, Oregon, from October 12 to 14, 2012, by the Amway WWDB.
Basically, I'm copying and pasting from prior posts that I've written on the Family Reunion.
Please accept my apologies. I believe I've already covered the most of what I consider to be your highlights!
I read an article about the top ten cities for foodies, and Portland, Oregon was listed among them, which surprised me.
was on the list of things to do
Super-green With its farm-to-table dining, well-crafted microbrews, and more than 200 food trucks, Portland has gained a reputation as a foodie destination. Check out the food truck "pods" near Pioneer Courthouse Square or at SE Hawthorne and 12th Avenue to get a taste of the most popular options, which include Namu, an exceptional Korean-Hawaiian fusion restaurant, among others. Another gastronomic must-stop is Voodoo Doughnuts, which is known for its bacon-topped maple bar and the breakfast cereal-crusted “Captain My Captain.” And don't be deceived into thinking that these Oregonians are completely health-conscious: they are everything but.
The original article can be found here. http://travel.yahoo.com/p-interests-40686622
Was it just me, or did the article just mention Voodoo Doughnuts? This sounds like a place I'd enjoy visiting! After a quick Google search, I was able to locate the website. http://voodoodoughnut.com/index.php
There are over 90 different kinds of doughnuts! These Voodoo doll donuts are calling my name! I receive a lot of traffic from people searching for "Amway sex" who end up on Anna Banana's blog. It's possible that they're not getting any because these ambots are never at their homes. Cock-N-Balls, a donut confection by Voodoo Doughnuts, can provide relief to individuals who are obsessed with Amway sex. The graphics on their website would have been great to copy and paste here, but they have some code on their website that stops me from copying their donut pictures.
According to a Google search, Portland is home to a plethora of museums, as well as gardens and parks inspired by the East. Although museums are not really my thing, if someone put a pistol to my head and forced me to pick between attending an Amway WWDB function or visiting the The Hat Museum, I would chose the latter. The cost of admission is $15, which is significantly less expensive than being bored to death by a bunch of old Diamonds ripping off IBOs.
The last time I wrote a post like this, someone who must have been there mentioned in the comments that they had gone to the Pittock Mansion. Admission is $8.50 for adults and somewhat cheaper for children and youth under the age of 18. http://pittockmansion.org/
No one will want to miss a visit to the Church of Elvis Presley.
It's displayed in the storefront of a shop in Chinatown. Provides access to a coin-operated cinema, which may be accessed from the sidewalk. As a result, I'd say it's nearly free. Due to the fact that brainwashing tactics work better when people are sleep deprived, it is a strange coincidence that the poor bastards attending Family Reunion will also be up and about pretty much 24 hours a day. The Church of Elvis movie had more to say at 2 a.m. than the bucket of shit Platinum, and that is saying something!
Tour and tasting of the House Spirits Distillery. Yummy! You must be 21 years old. There is a cost for sampling, but if you purchase a bottle of wine, the fee is waived. This will make you forget about those nefarious Amway Independent Business Owners (IBOs)!
Beer brewed by Widmer Brothers Brewing Company There is no charge for this excursion. Free beer will be provided. Is there anything else I can say?
Oregon Zoo Adult entry is $10.50 per person (ages 13 and above). Other age groups will find it a little more affordable. It will be entertaining to visit the bear exhibit and imagine yourself feeding the grizzlies on your upline!
If you're serious about visiting Portland, Oregon and participating in tourist attractions, check out Trip Advisor's recommendations at http://www.tripadvisor.com/Attractions-g52024-Activities-Portland Oregon.html#TtD. Museums and parks are the most popular tourist destinations.
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