Have you ever noticed how enthusiastic ambots are about how fantastic Amway items are? They are of "excellent quality." They are reasonably priced - don't read into that overpriced, costly, etc. - in comparison to the good quality they provide. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. And the only way for you to get your hands on some of these Amway products is to walk over to the dark side and become an Amway Independent Business Owner (IBO). This is a closed group. Buyers' club that is kept secret.
And these cretins believe that the best approach to persuade individuals to become Amway Independent Business Owners (IBOs) is to offer them the opportunity to purchase Amway products? Perhaps the phrase "Quality products for quality people" is a load of bullshit?
We attended a big opening at the home of the jerk who ended up sponsoring us into Amway before deciding to join the organisation. This is someone who has been a long-time friend of ours. My husband is acquainted with his brother, having first met him many years ago, and has since met the filthy asshole brother who ended up sponsoring us into the Amway organisation. For the most part, our paths haven't met too often throughout the course of time. The majority of the time at his brother's house or a few other locations over the course of several years. The asshole was never successful in his attempt to sponsor his brother and wife into Scamway. So here we are at this luncheon event, and guess who's not there? My brother and his wife are here. They're wise enough not to get entangled in anything he's interested in because they know better. I attempted to drag my husband out of the building as quickly as possible, admonishing him not to buy any Amway nonsense.
When I finally got over to the wife's side, I wanted to know what she thought of this Amway business garbage and the costly products. She was standing in front of a table piled high with dingy Amway items. This woman then proceeds to tell me some canned amspeak nonsense about how they changed their purchasing habits to only purchase items from their own store and that when their relatives want to purchase items for them (though she wasn't clear on what items these relatives were tripping over each other to purchase for these ambots), they encourage them to do so by shopping from their own store as well. It appears to me that she is not overjoyed about this Amway stuff, but is attempting to portray herself as enthusiastic about their new venture.
When he returns to the Amway good old boy's club, the only other person who has shown up is his sponsor, who is either an eagle or a double eagle in training or a platinum in training or whatever the fuck he is called in the first place. It's just another lying Amway jackass in my book, according to my standards. There's no sign of his wife. I can see where you're coming from. Attending Amway events is a complete waste of time.
As a matter of fact, the wives of the sponsor and eagle were rarely present in Amway meetings, and yet there I was, busting my a** trying to make it to them. They act as though they believe they are the only ones who have more important things to do with their time than attend Amway meetings.
Since hearing that he was awarded the asshole eagle or platinum in training or whatever fucking Amway title he was awarded, he has separated from his wife and returned to Iowa or wherever he came from originally. Running home and crying to his mother because of his unsupportive, unchristian dreamstealing wife who was detrimental to his business, he was distraught. Most of his downline soon deserted him, as is typical with most ambots who quit within a year or two of starting their business. Lifers like him have to continually finding new people to deceive and sell the dream to, and then fuck them out of their money in order to make a living.
For the Amway items, you'll have to go to the dark side. Continue to be on the dark side and live a miserable life. Divorce, credit card debt, little savings, bankruptcy, and foreclosure are all possibilities in the Amway future.
Come on over to the dark side, where we carry Amway merchandise.
Keep yourself away from the shadows. When you don't have to deal with Amway bastards and their stuff, life is lot more enjoyable.
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