It has finally occurred! Someone performed a Google search for the phrase "fuck you IBO" and discovered my blog! You probably guessed it. Number one on the search engine results page!
The answer is yes, if you ever wanted to tell any IBO that you've ever met: "Fuck you!" then this is the spot to do it. Alternatively, you can live vicariously through me saying it.
There are several distinct categories of IBOs to whom you can say fuck you, depending on your point of view:
1. from the perspective of someone who is not affiliated with Amway, does not wish to be linked with Amway, and does not wish to be harassed by Amway Independent Business Owners (IBOs).
2. from the perspective of someone who has a spouse, family member, or close friend who works as an Amway Independent Business Owner
3. from the perspective of a former independent business owner who has discovered the truth about Amway and the tool fraud
In order to save time, I'll say fuck you once at the beginning of each phrase rather than multiple times throughout the text.
FUCK YOU IBO: FUCK YOU IBO:
1. for claiming that there are no other places where you can start your own business for only $150, but failing to explain all of the extra charges you will incur once you have paid your $150 start-up fee.
secondly, for claiming that those who have nothing positive to say about Amway are merely out to steal your dream.
third, for claiming that those who do not support your Amway business do not want you to be successful.
4. for stating, "Don't say anything negative!"
5. for stating that you should shop at your own store
6. for attempting to dismantle married couples
7. for stating that the greater number of meetings and functions you attend, the greater your chances of being successful
No matter how long you have been in Amway, no matter how many years you have spent there, you cannot go now because you have not been in it long enough to succeed
9. for hounding me into purchasing your shoddy, expensive merchandise.
10. for misrepresenting the fact that the Amway upline does not earn from the sale of tools.
11. for lying about how you'll just spend 10 to 15 hours a week working on this venture.
12. for making fun of those who work in the real world
13. for claiming that as long as you are employed by someone else, you will always be in debt.
14. for stating that you must be placed on DITTO.
fifteenth, for stating that you must be CORE
16. for acting in a disrespectful manner
17. for creating unhappiness into the lives of other people
18. for stating that you must always listen to cassettes (oops, I messed it and said TAPES!!! It is expected that IBOFB will enter to say that tapes have not been sold since he was in diapers and CDs have not been sold in the last few decades.)
for pressuring us into purchasing tools by stating that you will not work with us if we do not purchase them (despite the fact that Amway literature states that purchasing tools from your LOS is optional and that your upline cannot refuse to mentor you or assist you in building your business if you do not purchase them)
20.for requesting that your errands be completed for free
twenty-first, for stating Maintain attendance at all functions, regardless of what else is going on in your life.
twenty-second, for refusing to get off my behind about recruiting me as an IBO.
23.for being irritable when we raise concerns about something.
for brainwashing us (number 24)
25.for making false claims about how everyone in one's upline is extremely successful
Thank you, number 26, for informing us that an Amway firm is a fantastic tax shelter and that everything is tax deductible.
27.for refusing to accept the word "NO" as an answer
28.for informing us that we should register our dog and cat as downline IBOs.
thirty-ninth, for failing to mind your own fucking business
30.for making false claims about being debt-free
for being bullies (number 31)\
32.for informing us that Amway products and services will be charged to our credit card accounts.
thirty-third, for making false statements about Amway's ownership of the Amway Arena in Orlando, Florida
Perfect Water is being sued for deceptive marketing on its health benefits.
35. for accusing those who do not achieve success in their Amway business of being sluggish.
36.for implying that persons who do not succeed in their Amway business are not striving hard enough to achieve success
37. for grossly underestimating the potential of the Internet
38.for insinuating that we should dress in business attire for all meetings.
39.for deceiving the public about how Artistry Cosmetics is one of the world's top five most popular cosmetics brands.
if Amway sells a product that is comparable to what we sell, we are not allowed to have any competitor's products in the house.
41. for instructing us to lie to prospects so that they are unaware that they are attending an Amway meeting.
42. for insinuating that we should follow the instructions of our upline because they are the only ones who have a genuine interest in us.
43.for lying about how you and I will be best friends for the rest of our lives.
44.for stating that you should repeat your upline
because you informed us that personal consumption is critical to our success in the Amway business.
46.because you are imposing your personal ideas on us
People who decline to participate in the Amway business are considered losers, according to 47.
48.for stating that you should refrain from doing anything and from purchasing anything without first consulting with your upline.
49.for informing us that we should avoid socialising with friends and family who are not affiliated with the Amway business.
50.for stating that you should "always edify your upline."
51. for being a complete pain in the neck
for deceiving me about how you'll buy back books and tapes (oh shit, I meant CDs) if we decide not to start an Amway business.
53. for misrepresenting how we intend to generate residual income for the rest of our lives.
54.for informing us that we must cancel our arrangements if you wish to schedule a last-minute business meeting.
According to the proverb "if the dream is big enough, the facts don't matter,"
because she scolded us if we didn't show up with any prospects to an Amway meeting.
Thanks to number 57 for providing us with "lines" that we may use to deceive folks into attending an Amway meeting.
58.for the purpose of holding late-night meetings
inflicting financial losses on the defendant.
60. since it has caused emotional distress
61. for reprimanding us when we fail to attend a meeting
62.for being the most blatantly dishonest group of people I've ever encountered
because they are the most obnoxious assholes I've ever met.
64. for being the most obnoxious, troublemaking cretins I've ever encountered
Okay, I guess I've said enough fuck you's for the time being. If I keep thinking about it, the list will continue to expand, and I will have to stop writing this piece at some point. Please feel free to fill the comments section with all of the different things you want to say. IBO, YOU'RE DONE WITH IT.
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