The Amway Worldwide Dream Builders Spring Leadership Conference will be held in Honolulu, Hawaii on April 21 - 22, 2013 at The Modern Hotel, which is a hotel, thus it must have meeting rooms or a ballroom, but how many ambots can it accommodate? Not as many as some of the arenas they've scheduled, but still a significant number. A peek at their website reveals ballrooms that, according to the company, have walls that can be opened and can accommodate anywhere from 480 to 1100 people. There will be little profit for the Diamond speakers who are stuck with this venue when other arenas in other cities can hold thousands of ambots. Oh, the squabbling among the Diamonds for this low-profit tool-scam conference!
As a result, another one of my pieces will be published in which I will discuss things to do in town instead of attending Spring Leadership. Instead of attending the Spring Leadership brainwashing session, you would be more effective by simply sitting in your hotel room and watching television. In the same manner, remaining at home would save you time and money because it would save you from wasting it on the Amway tool fraud and the incidental fees associated with travelling and lodging there. Anyway, I need to get some keywords in because I'm getting a lot of bots searching for them.
My ideal vacation destination is a place where I can go and just hang out at the pool or the beach and go swimming, without having to do anything else. You cretinous ambot bastards will be attending Spring Leadership 2013, while I will be relaxing on Waikiki Beach, blissfully unaware that my Ambot is someplace else being brainwashed by the Amway cult masters.
As a result, Waikiki Beach is the best spot to be. You can take a surfing lesson or go on an outrigger canoe ride if you grow bored swimming or reading a book in the water. Enjoy yourself while doing the touristic things that you come to see and do. Fun! An Amway ambot has never heard of such a phrase before!
Everyone, in my opinion, should travel to Pearl Harbor. There are tour companies that take people to the site, usually in conjunction with another type of city sightseeing excursion. Most hotels will have information about tour providers available to you upon request. Alternatively, you can drive yourself to the visitor centre. Tickets are free and include a park ranger who will explain you about the history of Pearl Harbor as well as a ferry journey out to the memorial. http://www.nps.gov/valr/index.htm
Going to the Polynesian Cultural Center is something I enjoy doing, but getting there can be a hassle. It costs $49.95 for general entrance and goes up from there depending on whether you want to add dinner, performances, an island tour, or anything else to your experience, which, if you do the whole thing, will cost you as much as admission to Amway WWDB. Spring Leadership is a whole lot more enjoyable now that the Polynesian Cultural Center has made a significant difference. This is one attraction where it is nearly always advisable to hire a tour company to pick you up from your hotel and transport you out to the destination for the day before returning you to your hotel.
Diamond Head State Park is a popular hiking destination for certain people. http://www.hawaiistateparks.org/parks/oahu/index.cfm?park id=15
My to-do list in any place where Amway WWDB is conducting an event is never complete until I can find a zoo, which I always manage to do! Yes, we're talking about the Honolulu Zoo! If you are over the age of 13, the cost is $14, and if you are younger than 13, the cost is $6.
Go to a luau and enjoy yourself! It's far superior to whatever cuisine they're serving at Spring Leadership. Oh, I guess that would be a resounding no. In order to satisfy your hunger, you must find a nearby dining business or purchase an exorbitant hot dog and drink from the arena's concession stand; however, given that the venue is actually an apartment building, there may be a restaurant on the premises. Is it fair for hotel guests and ambots to compete for what is most likely not a large dining area? In addition, Hawaii's hotel meals are extremely expensive. Well, that's life. Ambots are accustomed to overpaying for products; it is one of the pleasures of being a member of the Amway cult and becoming accustomed to being taken advantage of. Now, let's get back to the luaus. There are more than I can possibly count in one sitting. Almost every hotel on Waikiki Beach has one to choose from. Choose one and eat some roasted pig and poi with it. No, not at all. Everybody is there for the entertainment rather than the cuisine. Some establishments will provide you with a complimentary mai tai when you visit. I'm sure I'll get a lei as well!
It seems like every time I visit the International Marketplace in Waikiki, it is getting bigger and bigger. This is the spot to go for all of your tacky souvenirs from Hawaii. This mall is where I purchased one of my favourite t-shirts of all time! The venue hosts a variety of free entertainment events on a regular basis. http://www.internationalmarketplacewaikiki.com/
Hilo Hattie is still alive and well in the Hawaiian capital of Honolulu! Purchase clothing with Hawaiian themes from this establishment! I still have a Hilo Hattie shirt in my closet that I wear whenever I'm heading to a party with a Hawaiian theme. Everyone should have access to one! They also sell a variety of other items. Macadamia nuts in cans and macadamia nut biscuits are available for purchase at reasonable costs. Other discounted items, such as coffee mugs, are available. Oh, and I'm pretty sure I still have my complimentary Hilo Hattie coffee mug stashed someplace in the home. Some hotels provide a complimentary trolley service. The schedule for the trolley can be seen on this page. http://www.hilohattie.com/info/Trolley.aspx
Oh, please, don't be ridiculous. Hawaii's economy is based on tourism. The sun and the waves are the main reasons for visiting. Nobody travels to Hawaii and expects Anna Banana to tell them what to do every step of the way. Make sure to bring sunscreen and have a good time. And how do you have a good time? By staying as far away from Amway ambots as possible!!!
Some more keywords to assist ambots in their World Wide Dream Builders searches are as follows:
The Orleans Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada will host the event from April 12 – 14, 2013.
The Spokane Arena will host the event from April 19th through April 21st, 2013.
The Hyatt Dulles in Washington, DC will host the event on April 27-28, 2013.
The Denver Merchandise Mart Plaza will host the event on April 27 – 28, 2013 in Denver, Colorado.
Calgary, Alberta is a city in Canada. The Calgary Stampede Corral will host the event on May 3 – 5, 2013.
Minneapolis is a city in the state of Minnesota. The Minneapolis Convention Center will host the event on May 4th and 5th, 2013.
And a couple of additional key terms since there are a lot of dumb asses Amway ambots who believe they have the power to turn back the clock and enter the following into their Google searches: Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2012 is now available! And here's one more for the Amway jerk who is already planning for the following year! Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2014 is a group of women who work in the Amway WWDB. Yes, Amway bots have been so fucking brainwashed by their Amway cult masters that they have no idea what year it is anymore.
Stay away from the Amway WWDB Spring Leadership!
Amway is a jerk!
WWDB is a snoozer!
Spring Leadership is a pain in the neck!
There's nothing quite like ruining your Hawaiian vacation by attending an Amway function!
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