On April 19-21, 2013, the Spokane Arena will host the Amway Worldwide Dream Builders Spring Leadership Conference, which will be held in Spokane Washington. As a result, another one of my pieces will be published in which I will discuss things to do in town instead of attending Spring Leadership. Instead of attending the Spring Leadership indoctrination conference, it would be more useful to simply sit in your hotel room and watch television instead. In the same manner, remaining at home would save you time and money because it would save you from wasting it on the Amway tool fraud and the incidental fees associated with travelling and lodging there. Anyway, I need to get some keywords in because I'm getting a lot of bots searching for them.
No offence intended to anyone from Spokane, but the city does not appear to be on the radar when it comes to attractive tourism spots. Aside than that, it doesn't appear to be a convention town. According to reports, some Amway cult leaders reside in the neighbourhood. It took me a while to locate it on a map. It appears to be a couple hundred miles or so east of Seattle, if that. In the vicinity of the Idaho border. It's a little off the beaten road.
This was a challenging assignment. The only things that showed up on Trip Advisor were parks, a location to buy fresh fruit and vegetables (which is a complete no-no for ambots, who are meant to ingest Nutrilite vitamins instead! ), bicycle paths, and river rafting, to name a few.
Eventually, I came upon the Visit Spokane website (http://www.visitspokane.com/) and clicked on events between April 19 and April 21, 2013, which brought up a play entitled "I Hate Hamlet." As long as you apply your imagination, that sounds a lot like "I Despise Amway," so it might be worth your time to visit and simply substitute Hamlet for Amway. Tickets range in price from $15 to $20. There's also a poet reading going on, which costs $9 per person. What a far cry from attending an Amway meeting!! But the best part is that the Shrine Circus is coming to town, with tickets ranging from $8 to $25. Let's see what happens. Which circus is the superior one? Shriners or a bunch of Amway jerks?
Riverfront Park in Spokane, Washington (http://spokaneriverfrontpark.com/) - I really don't know. The name does not appeal to me in any way. Rivers, in my opinion, serve as mosquito spawning sites. Not to mention the fact that you have no way of knowing what kind of terrible river serpents are swimming about inside. Oh. I suppose that would be the Amway upline in question! When I tried to figure out what a one-day pass was, the system continued trying to sell me a season's pass for $39.99. I eventually gave up. But when I looked at the Skyride ticket pricing, the day pass price was $19.95, which included rides on a ferris wheel, bumper cars, tilt-a-whirl, a carousel, and other activities that all sound a little too safe for me to participate in.
Spokane Falls Skyride http://spokaneriverfrontpark.com/index.php/RFP/page/360/ - Spokane Falls Skyride http://spokaneriverfrontpark.com/index.php/RFP/page/360/ If you're a child or a senior, the cost is $7.75, or a little less if you're a student. The image depicts a ride in an enclosed gondola and going close to the spray of water. When it comes to a 15-minute ride, it appears that splashing water inside the gondolas would be more entertaining.
So please accept my apologies; we're running low on options in this town. However, you are not need to be dry. A surprising number of vineyards may be found in the surrounding area. Is it possible to produce grapes in Spokane? Arborcrest Wine Cellars (http://www.arborcrest.com/) is a good place to start.
Some more keywords to assist ambots in their World Wide Dream Builders searches are as follows:
The Orleans Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada will host the event from April 12 – 14, 2013.
The Modern, in Honolulu, Hawaii, will host the show from April 21 - 22, 2013.
The Hyatt Dulles in Washington, DC will host the event on April 27-28, 2013.
The Denver Merchandise Mart Plaza will host the event on April 27 – 28, 2013 in Denver, Colorado.
Calgary, Alberta is a city in Canada. The Calgary Stampede Corral will host the event on May 3 – 5, 2013.
Minneapolis is a city in the state of Minnesota. The Minneapolis Convention Center will host the event on May 4th and 5th, 2013.
Remember a few of other search terms for Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2012 for those arrogant Amway bastards who believe they have the power to turn back the clock! And the moron who is already looking ahead to Spring Leadership 2014 next year.
I'm going to sign off!
WWDB is an abbreviation for World Wide Destructive Bastards.
Amway WWDB Spring Leadership is a complete disaster!
All of Amway's functions are terrible!
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